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Thursday June 17, 2010 Jay gets birthday wishes from the gang. Susanna runs into the studio with “skinnamon” rolls for Jay. Sienna loses a cookie in her cleavage, lost forever. Bee attack victim dies in a sad news story. Female Viagra is much needed in America, but don’t expect it to work very well. The […]

Wednesday June 16, 2010 A few more LOB ‘Woods was late’ jokes are in order. Obama clip has us all now focusing on his end of sentence whistles. The BP oil leak is nearing two full months of gushing oil around the clock. The Mikey Show is one of the fastest growing morning shows in

Tuesday June 15, 2010 The now infamous “Woodsy Roast Day” begins as The Kid is nowhere to be found at the start of the show. Is the bromance over? Woodsyisms abound with Mikey, Jay, and the girls. The Kid calls in while speeding down the freeway and has a tense conversation with an irritated Mikey.

Monday June 14, 2010 Jay gets served with some old age jokes; one of them evokes the Donner party. RIP Jimmy Dean, whose sausage Woodsy was raised on. Hilarious classic audio of angry Texan calling the Jimmy Dean complaint department is next. Another earthquake prompts talk of preparedness for The Big One. Of course Jay

Friday June 11, 2010 The San Diego County Fair opens today and Woods is all in on the food unless it’s named hummus. The 16 year old girl lost at sea is finally found. What was Obese Mikey up to at age 16? Soccer talk is a short talk. Bark Maumann’s visit to Mikey’s house

Thursday June 10, 2010 There are more problems with Apple’s IPad. LOB gets her kicks ribbing Mikey. Woods’ IPhone has taken a beating. Pictures over a dying Gary Coleman have been released. Hey Cletus, it’s the CMT awards, y’all! Mikey’s Keith Urban impression will have you in stitches. Chargers continue to have off season signing

Wednesday June 9, 2010 Election confusion leads to talk about concealed weapons. The Kid needs advice on gun ownership. Sleepwalkers and firearms equal shot up family members. Mikey grew up dove and quail hunting with mark, too the surprise of many. LOB doesn’t even kill spiders. Preggos don’t get seats offered to them anymore, Sienna

Tuesday June 8, 2010 Mikey geeks out over Apple products. “Dinner fits” abound at the Esparza and Woods households. Mikey expresses his love for M1s and reminds us that we are all in this committed relationship together. Peru has lenient prison policies so don’t expect Van Der Crap to get a long sentence or better

Monday June 7, 2010 Woodsy learned a new word over the weekend. Bark Mauman doesn’t want anything to do with KBZT studios. The Slimeball lawyers for Van Der Sloot audio is played next. MTV Movie awards produced another girl/girl kiss and a predictable set of winners. What’s a Swagger Coach? Woodsy has to pay off

Friday June 4, 2010 The fridge at the station needs a warning sign about its putrid stink. Mikey ran stairs during his grueling workout. “Chub’s Beach” is the next surfing hot spot. They caught that punk killer Van Der Sloot, thank God. Lottery war stories follows and Mikey tells about the class he and Rebecca