Tuesday September 7, 2010
After a long and much needed break the gang (minus Sienna whose still on maternity leave with baby Sage) returns and Mikey explains how his surgery went. The more things change (Mikey’s guts are safe, LOB’s hair is no longer blonde) the more they stay the same (Jay went on a series of outdoor adventures and Woodsy laid around the house). M1s call in to welcome the gang back and even The Padres 10 game losing streak is a certified result of what happens when there’s no Mikey Show in San Diego. Tom Tom Girl’s circuits need some fine tuning after the break. The panel ponders imminent domain and low-carb diets. Man vs. Food might as well be Man vs. Mordor according to The Kid. Michael Jackson’s dad defends spanking young Michael to keep him out of gangs and MJ himself explains his dye fetish, comparing his hair to LOB’s newly darkened strands. “Sienna” calls in with “Sage” and sisters “Waverly & Avalon” in tow. A M1’s son is a rebel without a coin who wants a motorcycle, tattoos, and piercings. Jay argues for the ink and a debate on house rules and mooching kids over who are over the age of eighteen ensues. Hoyle and Vinegar returns live from the Team Woods household! Mikey breaks down our current culture of entitlement thanks to scumbag Jesse James. George Thorogood may have been ‘born to be bad’ but what about the rest of us? Hey, grow up Pete Pumpkinhead! Woods interviews a sign spinner spun out with injuries and the gang explores the intricate and complex details of a sign spinner’s daily life. An email about a gateway to cheating and bogus excuses gets the callers fired up. Luke calls in trolling for dates. Hilarious ground breaking rap audio about chicken addiction is jammed next but evokes the ire of Captain Buzzkill! Dave Matthews is upset he can’t bring his drug paraphernalia on flights and sings about the Emmy Awards. Mikey’s DVR battles at home have funny results and Sarah Palin will make you laugh when she comes by to talk about her promiscuous daughter. Kanye West’s latest trippy tweets try to tame Taylor’s turmoil. Joaquin Phoenix’s latest movie has the industry buzzing, but then again we’re talking about an industry that gets high just about every waking hour. Hilary welcomes Lauren to the brunette club.
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