Friday September 10, 2010
Mike and Woods aren’t down with hiking and LOB tries to explain the appeal of the great activity. Camping means eating, sleeping, and wireless connections as far as Mike’s concerned, despite Jay and Lauren’s efforts to convince him otherwise. The Kid can’t stand political commercials and voting for clowns he doesn’t know. Taylor Swift is growing up fast and Mikey plays her folksy national anthem from New Orleans. Dave Matthews, fresh from his previous night’s performance singing Talking Heads songs comes by to talk about showing off his junk on Bourbon street and explains blunt rolling to Mikey. WoS recaps the NFL opening night starring grandpa Favre and the ugly outing by the Friars against the rival Giants at Petco. Rex Ryan, the biggest blowhard coach in the NFL, says he wants to smash Ray Lewis even though the only time Ray Lewis gets smashed is when he drinks heavily. Little Jake and Jay’s wife Kim shared a birthday with different results. Kim got mad at Jay for dropping her in choppy waters on a paddle board and Jake took his king for a day role so far he tried to usurp King Cubby. Cute UT reporter Annie Heilbrunn comes by the studio to talk about what it’s like to be a football correspondent and report on the Chargers. The panel talks about video games depicting shooting U.S. soldiers and a caller defines democracy. Woodsy treads into a Burger King and tries to have it his way while Mikey urges him to flirt with the male cashier! Will Mikey’s brother Steve need to be reminded not to flirt with his new nanny? Sarah Palin returns to talk up her reality show. Tom Tom Tunes stumps a couple contestants until a local band’s song is recited. Who wears the pants in the Esparza household; do we really need to ask? Rebecca calls in and begins her call with a long sigh as she tells her rendition of Mikey’s attempts to watch football and Swamp People. During her call, Luke joins in to pile on his dad! That Pyro Pastor lists his demands (sound familiar) of what it would take to get him to not set flame to the Quran and Obama reacts to the whole situation. M1’s bring Mikey a royal cape that he proudly wears in the studio and Hoyle pronounces the days of the week, Southern style. “Freaky” Phil Davidson’s viral audio is laughed at as the gang wonders why this guy hasn’t been fitted for a straight jacket yet. An email about a “Mr. Right” who just happens to be 35 and living with his parents is next. Mikey and Woods revisit their own relationship red flags (bump, bump). Thomas Yearsly, a guy who got hit by a freight train while unsuccessfully trying to save his dog’s life comes in and talks about his intense experience. Woods has had all he can stand and can’t stand no more from lackadaisical Padre fans not attending games even in the middle of a pennant race. This gets into a passionate argument as The Kid implores fans to get their butts into Petco seats this weekend. Why should I go to a Padres game when I can watch The Tipsy Crows for free? Mikey will be “Belly Up” and sawing logs while Lauren takes the stage on Tuesday the 14th. Mike’s testimony touches on his trying times since last year through today.
Bumper Music
| 1. The Sound [John M. Perkins’ Blues] by Switchfoot |  |
| 2.Superhero by Jane’s Addiction | |
| 3. Can’t You Hear Me Knocking by The Rolling Stones | |
| 4. Feel The Pain by Dinosaur Jr | |
| 5. Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas | |
| 6. Fireflies by Rhett Miller | |
| 7. All The Small Things by blink-182 | |
| 8. Plowed by Sponge | |
| 9. Outshined by Soundgarden | |
| 10. Dance by Ratt | |
| 11. Every You Every Me by Placebo | |
| 12. Superstition by Stevie Wonder | |
| 13. In The Meantime by Spacehog | |
| 14. Animal by Neon Trees | |
| 15. 29 Palms by Robert Plant | |
| 16. Golden Boy by Greg Dulli | |