Wednesday, March 17 2010
Saint Patrick’s Day show edition starts with 8 delicious facts about Guinness beer. “Hugh Beaver” the owner of Guinness invented the Guinness Book of World Records. Woods drops trou to show he’s wearing shamrock green boxers. Alabama digs Leprechauns even though said Leprechaun “might be a crackhead”! Next up is Larry King audio with girl who was attacked by John Gardiner. Kirstie Alley cussing on live TV leads to celebrity crushes and Mikey crying over actress and Woods painting and drawing his favorite celeb. Lauren doctored a photo to make it look like she was hangin’ tough with Donny Walberg. Susanna the intern admits her crush on everyone’s favorite celeb, The Kid. The Incorporator calls a bowling alley that serves green beer and when asked if they have any Irish music dude replies “we got some U2 on the Jukebox”! Sienna reads the line up for the Del Mar Fair bands and Hoyle chimes in. Now Honda is getting into the recall game. A teenaged girl calls in to tell about breaking the rules by taking daddy’s BMW to school and getting it dented wondering what to do. Woods then does some funny creep stuff to other high school girls calling in. Mike Tyson races pigeons and evokes some memories of when he was a great fighter. Woods loved himself some Judy Blume books in grade school. Next we cringe our way through hearing about a root canal done with a paper clip. Lauren doesn’t want to change her last name when she gets married. Name That Irish Actor game is next and Woods kills it. Biggest bra ever is the K cup and an intoxicated woman bites off some ear in a restaurant story closes out the show.
Bumper Music
1. Billy Joel – “Don’t Ask Me Why”
2. E.L.O – “Sweet Talkin’ Woman”
3. Jimmy Eat World – “Sweetness”
4. Journey – “Don’t Stop Believin’ ”
5. Justice – “Genesis”
6. Kanye West – “Love Lockdown”
7. Luis Bacalov – “The Grand Duel”