Wednesday August 4, 2010
A revved up LOB slams an ice cream sandwich for breakfast and washes it down with a five-hour energy drink. The three amigos; Woods, Lauren, and Jay get ready for their trip to New Orleans. Woodsy let a fart fly in the elevator, livin’ it up while goin’ down! President Obama gets the birthday falsetto treatment while sitting on his oval throne. Sienna reports on a crazy Chinese bus that has a tunnel through the middle of it so cars can drive through underneath. What I want to know is what happens if the bus driver decides to change lanes while you’re driving under it? Attention La Jolla hairstylists: don’t mess with how Sienna wants her hair done! Captain Buzzkill calls in sounding extremely buzzed. WoS gives a good Fantasy Football tip on a rookie defensive player. The panel delves into Craigslist prostitution and this leads to a separate topic about the safety of using the popular site. Mikey is creeped out by Craigslist but Jay’s not paranoid at all about selling things right from his house to Craigslist patrons. Slim Shady is scared of what? Mikey tells about the squirmy content on the hospital waiting room TV he had to endure with his mom sitting next to him. This leads to the gang describing their embarrassing moments with their parents and movies. The big news of the day is revealed: The Kid went into Henry’s with Mikey (weird) and decided it was ok to sample all the bin food. This becomes a laugh riot about whether or not it’s cool to treat yourself to a five-fingered discount every now and then at the store. Callers make Woodsy feel vindicated and LOB has no qualms admitting she’s a thief. I’ve always heard never to grocery shop hungry, but apparently the market is a free smorgasbord feast! Poor Sienna could not get back into her car thanks to too tight parking spaces. “Sugarbabe” author who says the key to healthy marriages is negotiated cheating gets LOB and the cast fired up. A M1 calls in saying he may have known/dated the author, although it’s highly doubtful. Finding out the person you’re dating has something in their past or does something weird is next. Audio of rapper/actor Ice T after his arrest with “Coco” in the background is played to Woodsy’s delight. There are two big reasons The Kid loves Coco, and we’re not talking Hershey’s! An email about having an open relationship towards swinging with other swingers gets swung around the studio with the cast all on the same page, opinion-wise. Mikey’s brother and Bark Maumann take pride in displaying their Playboy magazines around the house and this elicits one of the funniest Jay remarks ever! Sienna and Lauren learn about jock straps and cups. Finally, audio of LOB’s kids play is debuted (albeit to her embarrassment). By the time you read this the video is already up on mikeyshow.com. Woods is hurt when Lauren says she doesn’t need to sit by him on the plane. Can you imagine Sly Stallone as Han Solo? The Kid can’t keep his eyes off Sienna’s papers and continues to get away with it.
Bumper Music
| 1. Break On Through by The Doors |  |
| 2. Love The Way You Lie by Eminem | |
| 3. Special by Garbage | |
| 4. Valerie Loves Me by Material Issue | |
| 5. 1999 by Prince | |
| 6. Soul Singing by The Black Crowes | |
| 7. Still Of The Night by Whitesnake | |
| 8. My Life by The Game | |
| 9. #41 by Dave Matthews Band | |
| 10. Black Metallic by Catherine Wheel | |
| 11. Digital Bath by Deftones | |
| 12. Not Enough Time by INXS | |
| 13. Bitter Sweet Symphony by The Verve | |
| 14. Saved By Zero by The Fixx | |
| 15. The Catalyst by Linkin Park | |
| 16. Hearts of the Innocent by Kutless | |