Tuesday August 10, 2010
Mikey remembers when he first asked his boss to have his own show after appearing on Howard Stern. Woods hates the sound of his voice on the radio, Lauren is her own worst critic, and to borrow a line from Cheap Trick; Mikey ‘Wants You to Want Him’. Jay goads Mikey into singing “Delta Dawn” for a donut. Do you have what it takes to be the next Boltman? A flight attendant went berserk after a snotty woman cussed him out and slammed his face with her luggage by berating the whole plane on the intercom with four letter words, grabbing some suds, and ejecting himself down the inflatable emergency slide! Woods talks about his experience as a Jerry Springer Show audience member. The Kid then gets roasted for quitting P90X due to an injury and he even admits to smoking while in New Orleans. Sienna misses eating Pop Tarts with Woods. The Saints go marching in to the White House on WoS. The panel opines on budding little girls, invasive car video recorders, and hotties not getting jobs for being too hot. Justin Bieber gets drilled in the head with a water bottle and Woods admits he once chucked a water bottle at Ozzy! Why Ozzy Woodsy? I can see if it was Kip Winger or someone like that, but Ozzy? Senor Beans announces his Animal Planet debut and worldwide pooping auditions. The definition of a mama’s boy is explained. Studio M is close to completion! Is Mikey a Mexican or Latino? Leave it to Cheech Marin to decide! Levi Johnston’s latest douchebaggery sparks a debate. Mel Gibson’s old man has some inflammatory rhetoric for the Vatican and calls the Pope a queer! Hoyle comes by to explain his “borrowing” of LOB’s desk and his sugar free jelly mints. The gang debates an email about being left out of a family will. Sabrina tells Mikey and the boys what she thinks of the Fox newsgirl they love to stare at everyday. Sienna bursts into a laughing fit imagining the guys wearing skinny jeans. Lauren’s Jerome’s commercial is announced, available on mikeyshow.com. Tattoo’s singing is hilariously dissected by the cast during the guess which celebrity is butchering this song bit. Sister Avalon wants to tour the colleges of America and Woods gives Mikey a proverbial punch in the face when he says “Vagina College”. Tom Tom Tunes gets a “Cool Wind” in her transistors, “Lighting Strikes” her antennae, and her GPS goes “Bohemian”! Woodsy’s brother in law Ryan Honeycutt comes in for a great acoustic jam. This guy has more talent than all the clowns ever assembled on “America’s Got Talent”. Hilary rushes in as Mike needs to sign off early for his surgery update.
Bumper Music
| 1. State Of Love And Trust by Pearl Jam |  |
| 2. DLZ by TV On The Radio | |
| 3. Vertigo by U2 | |
| 4. Stand Inside Your Love by Smashing Pumpkins | |
| 5. Dance The Night Away by Van Halen | |
| 6. The Catalyst by Linkin Park | |
| 7. Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes | |
| 8. Hearts Of The Innocent by Kutless | |
| 9. Slither by Velvet Revolver | |
| 10. The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars | |
| 11. Wild Horses by The Sundays | |
| 12. My Generation by The Who | |
| 13. All In The Suit That You Wear by Stone Temple Pilots | |
| 14. By The Way by Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| 15. Molly’s Chambers by Kings Of Leon | |
| 16. Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way by Waylon Jennings | |