Wednesday August 18, 2010
Woodsy considers several strategies for eating the dozen donuts. Mikey imitates his doctor’s accent while describing his upcoming surgery. Jet Blue gets back in the news without the flamboyant ex-flight attendant as the headline. A crazy woman abusing her baby on a plane leads to Mikey remembering being disciplined by his dad. Tila Tequila was allegedly warned not to take the stage according to an Insane Clown or two. Hoyle drops the pervert alert on everyone’s favorite dirty blond bird. Mike took Jay and Woods on a cheesy adventure to the cheese store where The Kid did not impress the cheese lady (who “had more chins than a Chinese phonebook”) and then he spewed sharp cheese upon tasting it! Hit the road Mariah Carey, little Jake has a crush on his camp councilor! WoS covers the latest Chronicles of Favre-ia, the Padres one run dominance, the “the shot heard round the world’ hitter Bobby Thomson’s passing. Woods attempts to consume the dozen Krispy Kremes and after three donuts in, the white V-neck shirt begins to expand. He only could down four, so Jay fires off eight rapid succession bb’s off The Kid’s caboose! Jay and Lauren reveal they have never had a Big Mac after Mikey tells how he reconstructs his Big Mac before eating it. What weird routines does the cast do to eat something a certain way? Dr. Laura tells Larry King she’s ready to walk away from radio after uttering the N-word more times in ten minutes than N.W.A.’s entire “Straight Outta Compton” album. Mikey remembers his shock jock days and feeding a silly wabbit to a snake on the air. This leads to an interesting talk about ratings and how Mike feels about them. Jay’s boy jasper gets propositioned by a little girl and LOB remembers her creeper kindergarten moments. Forget Nelly, four year-old Jay had the knack for getting girls to remove all their clothes. The smoking around kids talk leads to a Woodsy smoking update. One of LOB’s many admirers, the same creeper who called on Monday and said her laugh is like phone sex delivers donuts with a love message right on the box. Sienna nearly goes into labor while laughing so hard when Mike explains how he flirts with Rebecca. Reminiscing about childhood chores has Mikey admit about being scolded for skid marks in his underoos and a new nickname is born! The guys contemplate shaving their body hair and LOB says she digs the “essence of man” smell emanating from a dude’s armpits. Sienna can’t stop giggling at Mike’s new nickname, ‘Skid Mark’! Is Joaquin Phoenix crazy like a fox, or just plain crazy? Ever been a Mexican interviewing a Ralph Maccio-voiced tattooed chick? George Lopez has.
Bumper Music
| 1. Malibu by Hole |  |
| 2. Miss Murder by AFI | |
| 3. #41 by Dave Matthews | |
| 4. Take It Easy by The Eagles | |
| 5. Heartbreak Warfare by John Mayer | |
| 6. Fly By Night by Rush | |
| 7. 976-Evil by Deftones | |
| 8. Rocky Mountain Way by Joe Walsh | |
| 9. A View To A Kill by Duran Duran | |
| 10. Roses by Outkast | |
| 11. Sultans Of Swing by Dire Straits | |
| 12. Angry Johnny by Poe | |
| 13. Bennie And The Jets by Elton John | |
| 14. Just Like Heaven by The Cure | |
| 15. The Sound (Live on the Mikey how) by Switchfoot | Link |
| 16. Secrets by OneRepublic | |