Tuesday August 17, 2010
Two years later, Prop 8 is back in the news and still stirring up controversy. Ever seen grown men holding hands? Woodsy has, and it still makes him giggle. A huge Great White shark was spotted off the coast by a kayaker and the panic sets in! EH-Hah! A M1 requests LOB slams some sugar and says her laugh is like phone sex (which implies he must know a thing or two about phone sex, a phone sex connoisseur, if you will) and of course the pervert alert alarm is sounded. Hoyle immediately blames Lauren for putting out “subconscious intercourse” vibes on the air! Mel Gibson wrecked himself before checking himself again, this time while sober and nice to the police as he walked away from his totaled car. Hilarious police audio of chasing a naked man on a motorcycle is next. Jay rough talked a hawk that flew into his neighbor’s pad and saved the day. WoS recaps Eli Manning’s pinball imitation on MNF that left him with a cracked melon. Don’t worry Giants fans; he’ll still be able to lick Oreo’s like nobody’s business. The Padres, despite the best record in the NL, are still the Rodney Dangerfield of baseball. The panel talks about reality show straw graspers and the best burger in America which you need to listen to in order to hear Lauren ask “you’ve never had five guys?” Funny English accents abound after audio of a British amnesiac remembers before she forgets. A M1 calls in wondering if it’s ok to date his buddy’s ex who looks like the stoned brunette chick in Twilight. The cinnamon and Saltine challenge begins at 7:30 as Jay shoves a lovin’ spoonful of pure cinnamon powder in his mouth. LOB screams as Jay tries to swallow but blasts sweet smelling fumes out his nose! The Kid sticks a stack of Saltines in his mouth and tries to get them down and whistle before time runs out but can’t do it! Whatever KZBT is paying the janitor, it’s not enough. Out comes the BB gun and even Sienna gets to take one of three shots at Mikey for refusing to participate in the food challenge. You need to listen to the podcasts to hear what happens next! PETA pesters Dodge about “blowing up” a monkey and both videos can be seen at mikeyshow.com. LOB has a friend with a big problem regarding her fiancé moving to Chicago for a job when they’re about to get married next year and the cast discusses the situation with differing opinions. Captain Buzzkill returns to sour the party punch. What is the ultimate male status symbol and what defines a real man? Jay gallops into the studio to take a look at the Miss Universe contestants wearing nothing but body paint. Hoyle’s feral friend from down under is being shipped to the States in time for Independence Jam. The gang tosses around more food challenge ideas.
Bumper Music
| 1. Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World |  |
| 2. Are You Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz | |
| 3. Lick It Up by Kiss | |
| 4. Alone I Break by Korn | |
| 5. Ramble On by Led Zeppelin | |
| 6. Manic Depression by Jimi Hendrix | |
| 7. Hurts So Good by John Mellencamp | |
| 8. The Only Exception by Paramore | |
| 9. Money Ain’t A Thang by Jay-Z | |
| 10. Some Might Say by Oasis | |
| 11. Don’t Tell Me You Love Me by Night Ranger | |
| 12. Fall To Pieces by Velvet Revolver | |
| 13. Hunger Strike by Temple Of The Dog | |
| 14. Rearviewmirror by Pearl Jam | |
| 15. Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana | |
| 16. Dynamite by Taio Cruz | |