Monday August 16, 2010
Scary music set to wild animal footage makes Mikey tremble in his lil boots. Woodsy bemoans being the only dude wearing real skinny jeans at the meet and greet and Sienna reports on the tragic events of the crash at the off road race in the desert over the weekend. Tila Tequila got treated to a chaotic barrage of thrown objects (many of them harmful and sickening) when she tried to rap and flash boobs at an Insane Clown Posse Juggalo event. M1 Slide calls in to aptly describe what a Juggalo is. LOB confuses a strip mall with a strip club and Sienna recaps going to the movies with her mom. Poor Lauren got lost in the Horton Plaza parking garage maze. WoS reviews a wild weekend in sports. The panel ponders a 5-day after birth control pill and Rubik’s Cube super geeks. The gang gives play by play on a police chase live on television and ponders the mentality of the person who decides to run from the police by car. Tense audio of Lindsay Lohan’s mama as she tries to paint her daughter as a saint yet double-speaks all over her own excuses and forgets how many rehab opportunities Lindsay has had. Meet and Greet audio is played of Mike and Woods strutting down the street while The Kid’s fly was open and their foray into the bowels of the Tipsy Crow where M1’s greeted them with laughter. Hoyle bitterly complains that “Vinegar” ain’t got enough skills to be in his rap group as the pair argues in auto-tune! WoW gives sound advice on how to pick up waitresses and counter girls, those annoying ride-less roomies, and first date women’s apparel. Who is the biggest pervert on the show? Manly movie lines are the theme of NTT and Jay once again ups the worth of the final points exponentially to try and thwart Woods out of another win. Did it work? A M1 calls in upset with the gang for “always talking about kids” and gets Mikey talking about kids and germs. Even when his own twins eat, Mike is grossed out. Is life in prison appropriate after a lush gets his 9th DWI? An email about a jobber who lied about college experience to get the job is now sweating getting caught. Terri Hatcher’s bizarre photos she released on Tweaker…uh, I mean Twitter is discussed and if you haven’t seen them your stomach acids thank you. Sienna reports on the 12 words most people mispronounce as the cast plays along. Rough Riders Woodsy and Mike sing the praises of Bad Blake. Things women can. Cannot, and shouldn’t even bother to change in a guy reminds us of the power Lauren and Sienna have over the guys on the show. Nobody can bleeping change the bleeping Kid’s mother-bleeping cursing habit! An ‘aaawww’ moment is had with M1 Josiah’s email to his wife. Cheryl Crow demands stuff backstage that can only be found on the highest mountains in Tibet.
Bumper Music
| 1. Hexagram by Deftones |  |
| 2. Dam That River by Alice In Chains | |
| 3. The Sweetest Lie by Goo Goo Dolls | |
| 4. Gone, Gone, Gone by Colin Farrell | |
| 5. Never, Never Gonna Give You Up by Barry White | |
| 6. Whipping Post by The Allman Brothers Band | |
| 7. Shimmer by Fuel | |
| 8. The Last Song by Foo Fighters | |
| 9. I Don’t Know by Ryan Bingham | |
| 10. Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley | |
| 11. Fallin & Flyin by Jeff Bridges | |
| 12. Mine by Taylor Swift | |
| 13. Save A Prayer by Duran Duran | |
| 14. Somebody Else by Jeff Bridges | |
| 15. Touch Me by The Doors | |
| 16. ??? | |