Friday August 13, 2010
Superstitious Sienna freaks out when she realizes today is Friday the 13th. Donald Trump adjusts his hairpiece as he rants about Jet Blue-by-you star Steven Slater. The Donald basically says that Slater is a bad employee and a self-serving jerk and Mikey agrees. As if once wasn’t enough, a kayaking dude sees sharks circling him and decides to go back for his camera and return to film them. A new game debuts that tests Mikey’s movie knowledge. A cocky Giant calls out the Padres on WoS. The panel ponders tweety birds on twitter and Dell’s answer to the Ipad. Woodsy beats the street to a coffee shop where he has to loudly repeat whatever Mikey tells him to via Bluetooth. The Kid blurts out random inappropriate things while the barista just wants to take his order! LOB recaps going to her friend’s house whose naked pictures of herself in yoga poses all over the walls made the girlfriend Lauren brought along very uncomfortable. M1s call in with strange things they’ve seen in people’s homes. Woods returns to the studio, although separated from his body in embarrassment. An angry Asian guy’s version of “Before He Cheats” is played and is scary enough to stop an alien invasion. Hoyle proposes his rap group idea with Woods called “Hoyle & Vinegar”! An email about a wife wanting to work full time while her lazy part time working husband claims he’d rather spend time with her and “get by” than be financially secure opens a big discussion. More audio of Jet Blue’s fly off the handle flyboy is played, this time from his ex-wife. Ice cream combos revisit Woodsy’s venom for “sample guy” and Mikey tries to shame LOB out of going to the self serve. The oatmeal cookie gender debate gets the pervert alert buzzing. Comedians Natasha Leggero and Duncan Trussell come by and rip on the Jet Blue goober Natasha tells about cutting her teeth (getting started in comedy) in a room that may or may not have been controlled by the mob. Are these two a couple? After all they share ownership of a dog they brought along. Sienna recaps her friend’s worries over marriage making people fatter. Dr. Laura audio of a black wife mad at her white husband for his family’s racist remarks makes The Kid squirm uncomfortably in his seat. LOB reveals that minority comics are allowed to make fun of anyone and everyone while white comics need to stick to joking about themselves. Sabrina reluctantly gives the weather report before bashing LOB’s clothes. Gas etiquette at the pump pumps up an impatient Woods. Which male body parts do women like best? Mikey and Woods whine about wearing skinny jeans for one last time.
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