Thursday August 12, 2010
Mikey takes heat for having several Backstreet Boys songs in his Ipod. Audio of Jet Blue “hero” Steven Slater says it all with a hisssss. One good thing to come out of this is people are a little more kind towards those working in the service industry. Woodsy sleuths around to find out if Merriman is set to return to the Chargers. Safe withdrawal from Iraq is imminent. Mikey and Woods plot out their skinny jeans and fedora walk to the Tipsy Crow. I’ve heard of a green thumb, but a man in New York has a green lung? Listen to hear the uproarious “Green’s” Anatomy bit as Dr. Mike tries to figure out how to nip this guy’s problem in the bud. WoS announces the Bolt’s Blackout and has audio of Jets coach Rex Ryan running off at the mouth about the Revis holdout. The Panel gets into detail regarding the controversial Rhianna/Eminem abusive video. Senator Harry Reid gives his take on Mexican Republicans. This gets a chipper Sarah Palin to chime in with her love for conservative Mikey! More of “cult leader” Jet Blue Steven Slater talk leads to freak out situations on planes witnessed by the cast and callers. The nut doesn’t fall far from the same tree as Dan Quail’s son promises to “knock the hell” out of Washington D.C. The BB gun spelling Bee begins and both Jay and Woods flub their first words as the little copper balls blast into their butts! In the end, only one word was spelled correctly by Woods as the dust settles and welts form. Bill O’Reilly ranting against Jennifer Aniston audio is next concerning her desire to raise a child without a father and draws interesting opinions. Hoyle calls LOB a pervert and says she’s a FCC violation waiting to happen, so he introduces his “Pervert Alert” alarm! Does Hoyle practice double standards when it comes to men and women crossing the line of decency? Jay earns the first pervert alarm during talk about Justin Bieber’s weekly allowance. Old Time Radio shows how to captivate an audience while making your mouth water for Campbell’s soup. Callers better step it up from now on for Ding Dong Sing-along, Mike warns, as he’s no longer going to give out prizes for poor attempts. The “Baseball Bailer”, a clown who hid from a foul ball and let it hit his girlfriend is taken to task. Jay’s list of 10 skills every man should have has funny results. Clothes worn by the opposite sex that don’t exactly thrill are next. Lauren is speechless when Woods says (and demonstrates) he “has hard nipples and a fat belly”! Hoyle struggles through his spot for the Independence Jam. Foodie fetishes get bantered about, all thanks to the great oatmeal cookie debate.
Bumper Music
| 1. Animal by Pearl Jam |  |
| 2. Do You Believe by Deftones | |
| 3. I’ll Stick Around by Foo Fighters | |
| 4. All American Man by Kiss | |
| 5. Nightrain by Guns N’ Roses | |
| 6. Rusty Cage by Soundgarden | |
| 7. Love The Way You Lie by Eminem | |
| 8. Enter Sandman by Metallica | |
| 9. Sister Havana by Urge Overkill | |
| 10. The Shock Of The Lightning by Oasis | |
| 11. Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin | |
| 12. Walk by Pantera | |
| 13. Looks That Kill by Mötley Crüe | |
| 14. Crackerman by Stone Temple Pilots | |
| 15. The Only Exception by Paramore | |
| 16. Secrets by OneRepublic | |